(While crowded around the computer, watching Facebook videos.)
Me: What do I smell
Me: Is that–poop? I look around. Marlee’s on the couch. It’s not a dirty diaper. I sniff Meena’s hair, then Oliver. Then: Oliver’s hand.
Me: Oliver, why does your hand smell like poop?
Ollie: (shrugs) Because I’ve been sticking it in my butt-crack.
3 Responses
February 28th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
An honest man is a good man.
March 1st, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Is it really bad that I snorted out loud when I read that ?
March 3rd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Omg! He’s straight to the point isn’t he?
It’s nice to read your blog posts again.
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